Signs your consultant may be on drugs:

in response to
"is the logo too hard to see on this? (link removed)"

let's see here, on a choice of two different monitors we still have a result of "pea soup in the asshole of a spinach plant"

oh wait, if I sit up, its a little clearer

I think some sort of highlighting around the text would help

the least little bit of glare cancels out the sweet "design"

and "inspired" is an endangered species.

LENS FLARES ALL AROUND

USE DIFFERENCE CLOUDS

RENDER A BOX ON TOP OF IT ALL
make it JUMP OFF THE PAGE AND ATTACK YOUR JUGULAR VEIN

(This is why I'm a great graphic consultant. )